|
GETTING AWAY FROM THEM ALL
Summer 2003 Issue
Its a contest requiring courage
and endurance Bill Laymans fight against the crowds of biting
insects that can crowd our northern skies. But as in any great challenge
wisdom is the better part of valour. Be smart and take cover!
Bill teaches you to ... Build a Better Bughouse!
Story and photos by Bill Layman
Freezing cold ... scorching heat ... clouds
of blackflies and mosquitoes ... fierce unrelenting wind ... Vast landscapes
stretching to eternity ... oceans of blue sky ... sinuous snake-like sand
and gravel eskers that defy imagination ... herds of caribou and muskoxen
Everything about the tundra is big beyond belief. Such a landscape
presents unique challenges to paddlers if they are to stay warm, dry and
reasonably comfortable.
When you walk through the swarm ...
For Lynda and me, our kitchen tarp is
a must-have. When we first ventured out onto the tundra we
knew we would have to get out of the bugs at night when we cooked and
ate. I looked high and low at various commercial bughouses and I couldnt
find a thing. Every model was suited to larger groups than us two. All
were far too big, bulky, awkward to set up and generally unstable in wind.
Thus began my quest to build a better bughouse.
The seven trials
Now, after seven major trips, I am pleased to report that our kitchen
tarp has worked well. The tundra gods and goddesses have thrown everything
at us that they can, from extreme weather to blood sucking nasties. After
each trip, Ive made small modifications to our tarp and I can now
declare it (largely) a finished experiment.
Perhaps the best testimonial to our kitchen-tarps
functionality has come from the Inuit that we have met on our trips. Three
times now hunters and their families have crammed under it with us to
share our tea, bannock and dry meat. Each time the same inevitable question
arises, Where can I buy one of these?
I cant count the number of times
that Lynda or I have looked out into real bad weather or bugs and said,
How do people do it out here without one of these tarps?
A refuge from all
that oppresses
Originally built to get away from insects and rain, we soon discovered
that our kitchen tarp is great for getting out of the wind, the sun
and some days, the just-too-damn-big tundra. We keep the tarp, prussicks
and stake out pegs in an Mountain Equipment Coop (MEC) Serratus medium-sized
compression stuff sack in our kitchen pack. The centre pole is attached
to the rear canoe thwart with bungee cords. We pull it out at lunch if
its too hot or too cold or too windy or too buggy. Truth is, there
arent many days when it isnt one of these. I haul out the
kitchen pack and Lynda grabs our paddles and the centre pole. In five
minutes we have our temporary shelter up.
Its funny how this small space feels
like a refuge in the sheer hugeness of the tundra. On one trip down the
Coppermine River we tagged onto another group of three couples. They were
in the habit of grabbing a quick cold lunch. The day was very wet and
miserable, so when we stopped for lunch, I convinced them to put up our
tarp. In five minutes all eight of us were under it. The temperature under
the tarp went up about 10 degrees as our body heat and the heat from our
Coleman Peak stove warmed us. Warmed from the inside with soup and tea,
and hidden from the sheer cold gray weight of the day, the mood in the
room was soon chatty and happy. In under an hour and a half we were
back on the water. Nothing had changed in the weather but we all felt
recharged and ready for more.
15 steps to the
bughouse
Heres a quick crash course on how to make one for your self. I started
with an MEC Guides tarp. If you can find suitable rip-stop nylon
at a good price, you could simply fashion it into your own tarp to start.
Take a few minutes to look at the pictures of our tarp in action and to
study the diagrams. This will help you get the idea of how its set
up, where all the modifications are made and what they are for.
The basic modifications to the tarp are
listed below in order of construction. Diagram 1 will give you an overview
of the tarp roof of the bughouse.
Adding to the tarp
1. Sew black no-see-um mesh (it allows better visibility out) along three
sides of the tarp (both short sides and one long side). The drop
of the mesh to the ground should be about 12 inches (30 cm) longer than
the length of your paddles. When the tarp is set up, youll put the
bottom of the erected paddles onto this extra mesh in the corners to secure
the mesh wall and stop it from blowing in on you.
2. Make 4 triangular reinforcing patches
of rip-stop nylon measuring 6" (15 cm) on each side, adding a twisted
webbing loop. (See A in Diagram 2.)
3. Sew these patches onto the tarp at
each corner (see A in Diagram 1) stitching along the three sides and as
well re-stitching over your X in square stitching that holds
the webbing onto the patch.
4. Make 8 more triangular reinforcing
patches of rip-stop nylon, adding a webbing loop. (See B in Diagram 2.)
5. Sew 4 of these patches onto the tarp,
three on the back edge and one on the front (see B in Diagram 1) using
the stitching instructions in Step 3 above. The remaining 4 will be sewn
onto the optional side piece (or pieces) described in Step 14 below and
shown in Diagram 4.
Hoisting it up
6. Sew a reinforced square of soft leather (or heavy cordura) onto the
tarp. (See Diagram 1.) Install a brass grommet through both the square
and the tarp. The grommet hole is used for insertion of your centre pole.
Grommet kits can be purchased from CAMPMOR.
7. Make two rip-stop nylon paddle
pockets with a string closure. (See Diagram 3.) If this construction
detail eludes you, take a look at the leg of a pair of blue jeans. The
string closure detail is the same as the drawstring used to close a typical
day pack.
8. Sew the paddle pockets onto the underside
of the tarp in the two front corners with X in square stitching.
(See Diagram 3.) It may help to glance at Diagram 5, which shows the final
set-up at each front corner of the bughouse.
9. Add velcro to attach the optional storm
wall: sew seven 4 (10 cm) male velcro strips onto both sides of
the tarp. (See Diagram 1.)
Weighing it down
10. Make a 12 (30 cm) wide rip-stop nylon sod flap the length of
your tarp.
11. Make 4 rock flaps measuring 12
x 12 (see C in Diagram 1) and sew them onto the sod flap you made
in Step 10 above.
12. Sew the sod flap onto the underside
of the tarp (see Diagram 1) such that it can be weighted down with small
rocks when you are under the tarp. The rock flaps (see C) will be on the
outside and can be used to weigh the tarp down if the wind gets crazy.
Adding stake-out
points
13. Make 2 squares measuring 6 X 6 (15 x 15 cm) with a single
webbing loop on each. (Use the sewing detail shown in Diagram 2.) Sew
them onto the tarp. (See D in Diagram 1.)
Storm walls
14. Make a side piece (or two) of rip-stop nylon, making sure it is about
12" (30 cm) longer than your paddle. Note that you will be sewing
seven 4" (10 cm) female velcro strips to the top edge, which will
attach to the male strips on either side of the tarp. (See Diagram 4.)
Add convenience
pockets
15. Make one or two inside pockets for odds and ends and sew them onto
the inside of the tarp. (See Diagram 1.) Look at a shirt pocket for details.
Keep the wind at
your back
The idea is to wedge the tarp with its back into the wind. Use your whitewater
paddles and a nesting Eureka centre pole to erect it. As the weather gets
worse you can add more rocks (C) and pegs (B) to the back. Using the wind
pullouts (D), we attach extra guy lines that can be staked out: this stops
the tarp from blowing in on itself. We also attach the side (or sides)
to shed wind and use more ropes, rocks and pegs to stake out the front
corners.
If things get real bad or at night
when you go to bed all you have to do is lower the centre pole
and collapse the two paddles at the front corners. This makes for an easy
set up later on. Just lift the paddles up, tip up the centre pole, and
youre back in business.
Listen to the old
guy
On the topic of guy lines, take my hard-learned advice and use a narrow
diameter cord, such as a 3 mm cord from MEC. Dont get carried away,
as youll be collapsing the tarp manually long before the guy line
breaks.
Pegging out
To simplify pegging the tarp out, phone CAMPMOR and buy some 9 - 10"
spiral design tent pegs or the more expensive 7075-T6 aluminum Northface
7" V-stakes (highly recommended!). Take a small hatchet for pounding
the pegs into rocky tundra campspots and pound them in at a 45° angle
to the line of tension. The Inuit will think youre an idiot for
having an axe, but trust me, the first time you mash your finger trying
to use a rock youll wish you had one.
For set up in rocky areas or when the
wind is bad, guy the front of the tarp out to rocks as the Inuit would
do. I have used their basic idea but added the idea of prussicks as shown
in Diagram 5.
Sewing it up
As far as the sewing goes, Ive got an old Singer treadle sewing
machine that I refurbished. Short of a commercial machine, its the
only way to go when you are sewing thick layers of material onto a tarp
like this. It also works perfectly when sewing light sheer material like
the no-see-um mesh. I tried to use our regular sewing machine, and it
just couldnt do the thick work. Lynda learned lots of
new run-on-four-letter-word phrases as I tried to make it
do my will. If you have an old treadle sewing machine or can find one,
you can likely get it to a working state. Manuals and all the parts are
still available. Trust me, its well worth the effort to get a treadle
machine running. Youll use it on lots of your other gear if youre
like me and want to keep tweaking your outfit.
I havent taken the time to explain
the basics of sewing. I assume you have used a sewing machine, know how
to sew a flat hem (which isnt really necessary but looks nice),
and can sew a standard x in square stitch for added strength.
Take a look at some of your other outdoor gear to get ideas and teach
yourself. Or better still, maybe you can coax someone to do it for you
if you took shop in school like I did. Good luck! I still havent
convinced Lynda into doing what- feels-like-miles-of sewing
for our next tarp.
|